![]() ![]() She basically accuses me of wanting to bang her or our young sister, an allegation which I cannot deny. She got all pissy, and I awkwardly covered myself as I apologized. Well, it turned out sissy wasn’t all too enthusiastic about seeing her brother’s pecker peeking out of his underwear. These motherfuckers don’t know me, huh? Excuse me-I meant sister-fuckers. The game tells me it’s a good idea, so I don’t answer the door in my “boxes” with a raging hard-on, but a few clicks later gives me the option to just go ahead and answer the door with my “Bonner” showing. Now that the arrow keys were unlocked, I could go across the room and look at my closet. This game has a massive cult following, though, so there must be something to it. That’s some pretty sloppy, amateur level of tomfoolery, with bad writing and sloppy programming. If this game wasn’t so wildly popular, I might have given up immediately. This random-ass observation progresses the game that tiny bit I needed, and now one of the arrow buttons is lit up, and I can click it. When I click the computer, I get a message in broken English saying there’s no time to use it. I click around, trying to make something happen. Then my body disappears, and I’ve got a couple of arrow buttons on the screen that I can’t figure out what to do with. Somebody tells me in all caps about how I need to get the door, then my prone body, which hasn’t moved at all yet, turns yellow. ![]() Hopefully, it’s a naked sister or something.Īfter a few more clicks, I’m still unsure who it is. It gives me some weird shit about broken destiny, and then somebody knocks on my door. I opt for the first listing for oversleep, though I don’t know that it would have made a difference. My first choice in the game is whether to oversleep, oversleep, oversleep, or just oversleep. It’s unclear if my younger sister normally lives with me I’m guessing this game was originally in French, and this is the translation otherwise, it’s just kind of bad writing. I’m Tom, “a regular guy living a regular life.” I’m single, but my parents “had a bust”, so I’m staying with my older sister and my younger sister. You’re Just a Regular Guy with Hot Sisters ![]() I guess it beats being a friendless virgin neckbeard who never leaves the basement. In Suddenly a Party, we’re meant to believe you’re a grown adult living with your adult sister, having parties full of horny adults dressed like teenagers when your parents aren’t around. It’s kind of like how premium taboo sites never use the word “incest”. I clicked the Accept button because I have a feeling this is one of those cover-your-ass things. The warning screen assures players that Suddenly a Party is a work of fiction, and everybody is above the age consent, “even those that does not seen to be or act accordingly.” The game doesn’t endorse any drugs or illegal acts, which is a damn shame because I’m pretty hopped up on goofballs, not to mention wigged out on Quaaludes, and I’d like to fuck my sister. I wonder what the game designer’s trying to say. I like how the American icon wears sunglasses and holds a shotgun, while the French dude wears a beret and holds a goddamn baguette. The game can be played in English or French, selectable at startup. For this review, I’m loading it up in Chrome.Ī Work of Fiction with Legit Grown-Up Adults There are no in-app purchases, and you can download the Windows version or play it on the web without busting out your wallet. Before you close this tab, I should point out that, despite the donations, Suddenly a Party is a completely free game. There are literally thousands of fans giving monthly donations to the creator on Patreon so he can continue developing this game and new ones. Suddenly a Party is a game with a rabid and horny following. It’s a pornographic visual novel and dating simulator that lets you live out a scenario like the one I described, only with considerably less risk of incarceration and the brutal ass rape that entails. Have you ever wanted to throw a party with a bunch of alcohol, your hot young sister, and a few of her sexy, scantily clad friends? Before you get yourself thrown on the sex offender database, let me tell you about Suddenly a Party. ![]()
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